Greetings Earthlings, one of my names is Zrwotl, but on Earth I go by Mr. Renfro. When I first came to your planet, I was fascinated by your wildlife (wolves, squirrels, red-lipped batfish), recreational activities (Sox baseball, pool, Plants vs. Zombies), languages (Spanish, German, English), music (Stravinsky, Miles Davis, Culture Club), literature (poetry, science fiction, cereal boxes) and food (carpaccio, mushrooms, Jell-o).
"What a wonderful place to live," I said as I moved to Chicago during the glorious blizzard of 88. Your planet was also a wonderful place to study (Northwestern University, National Board of Professional Teaching Standards), play music (French horn session work in Las Vegas), write (science fiction, poetry), live (spectrum, rainbows) and work since '89 (Burley school – definitely its own universe in its own right!).
Live long and prosper!